I have never tried to hide the color of my hat. This is the first in a series of posts that will remove any doubts regarding where my loyalties lie.
Back to the topic under discussion; XSS vulnerability “researchers” are gay. Notice the quotation marks. If you spend your time looking for XSS vulnerabilities you are not a vulnerability researcher, you are simply gay. Take a deep breath, see the truth in my words, understand your situation. Now, either accept it and smile while you are taking it deep in the ass, or take steps to not be gay any more. I doubt that you can make it in the real world of real men, but you can at least try.
“But Sophia,” I hear you say, “why are we gay if we look for XSS vulnerabilities?” The answer is simple, gay padawan. First of all you must understand that you are blind to it because your puerile mind has become so accustomed to thinking about XSS and the same-origin policy that you are unable to follow even the simplest logically developed thought. Now that I have opened your fat, oleaginous eyes to your primary inability, let us move to your gayness.
Your days are full of materialistic thoughts, you want fame and you want money. And you want them quickly. The sooner, the better. You lack any significant technical ability, in fact you are completely untalented. But what is even worse is that you lack any desire to become something more than the waste of flesh that you are. Are you following me? Are you able to see the incompatibility of these two major driving forces of your miserable existence? I know you have difficulties in that department, but try to make an effort this time.
This brings us to your predicament. You spend your time, sometimes even all of your waking hours, trying to find an easy, non-technical, non-challenging way to satisfy your primary need. It consumes you. You convince yourself that you are doing “research,” when in reality all you do is an exercise that even a monkey would find as boring, mindlessly repetitive and unfulfilling. But you don’t care about that. What you care about is fame. And money. So you continue to look for XSS vulnerabilities. Slowly but surely you stop caring about women and heterogeneous sexual intercourse. You see it as a waste of time; time that you could spend pursuing your materialistic dream.
You become gay.
I won’t even start describing the mind frame and sexual preferences of the “people” that deface websites using XSS vulnerabilities. I already feel infected from using the acronym “XSS” eight times in this post.
