You are an idiot if you write in uppercase the first letter of each and every fucking word.
You are an idiot if you constantly interrupt your co-workers just to tell them your idiotic and completely irrelevant opinions.
You are an idiot if you say things just to impress people without supporting them with properly developed arguments.
You are an idiot if your mobile phone’s ring volume is set to the maximum possible setting.
You are an idiot if your mobile phone’s ringtone is Bon Jovi’s song “It’s my life.”
You are an idiot if your code lacks any indentation style.
You are an idiot if you don’t use white space and new lines in your code.
You are an idiot if your functions’ comments are exactly the same as your functions’ names.
You are an idiot if you copy the functions you want to re-use in every file you want to use them in, and because, obviously, the compiler gives you an error, you append an ‘1′ to their name.
You are an idiot if your code has buffer overflows in every other fucking line. Thankfully, your idiocy in this case makes other people happy. However, don’t think that this means you are not an idiot. You are. You are a fucking idiot.
You are an idiot if you bring your disgusting food in an office shared by other people who, in contrast to you, try to actually work.
You are an idiot if you ask questions first and google later. Yes, it is true that there are no stupid questions. You are simply an idiot.
You are an idiot if you think that people don’t want to work with you because of your race. No, it’s not your race. You are simply a fucking idiot.
You are an idiot if you lie constantly and you don’t keep track of what lies you have said.
You are an idiot if you are in your thirties and 90% of your sentences end with “make me a happy man.”
You are an idiot if you think people are kidding when they call you an idiot right in your idiotic face.
You are an idiot if you employ an idiot.
